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Down with Atheism

Written By: Ordono Mundi on January 16, 2010 6 Comments

Atheists dont believe in god or the devil , they dont believe in heaven and hell, the soul, an afterlife of any kind, or any other religious beliefs. They choose to live without God or gods.  They will never know the joy of submitting to unproven nonsense about imaginary beings, never enjoy wishing an eternity of pain and suffering on those who dont agree with or acquiesce to delusions. Delusions so insane and unfounded  we would lock there proponents in the loonybin  if the deity they  worshiped and foisted on their children were mickey mouse or hobgoblins . “Agnostics” and or freethinkers just “don’t know” or have an open mind about religious belief, especially the existence of God. they cant quite make their mind up if the rabid zealots that blow  themselves up in gods name are nutters or “might actually have something there”  perched as they are on the fence perhaps hoping when they die god will place an avuncular hand on their shoulder and steerr them into the light saying “its ok  i can see how you might have had doubts what with all those crazy people i let speak on my behalf”
There are also the Non-religious”  who are uninterested in religion or who reject it, the vague or unaffiliated, who are only nominally or culturally affiliated to a religious tradition or superstition. like astrology “there is no god “probabaly “but i reckon some hocus pocus about the position of the planets might guide my destiny and  explain why im just like my parents…
“Skeptics doubts the truth of religious and other  “paranormal” beliefs, typically on rationalist grounds and Secularists” believe that laws and public institutions (for example, the education system) should be neutral as between alternative religions and beliefs.  so for instance we shouldn’t teach children that voodoo is  a complete load of bollocks and its proponents are charlatans con men and liars..no no no , lets be neutral  about  being born a sinner  and talking snakes leading to all of the suffering in the world ..would want to upset anyone..would we.

Hello Im Ordono Mundi and Im not an Atheist, nor am i secular , or agnostic or a person of non faith ..these are almost all terms used by Morons to describe people with enough intelligence to dismiss the mumbo jumbo of  belief…Ther are many ways of decribing those who dont believe in god, those who dont blindly accept  dogma or delusion -infidel, unbeliever , heathen, godless, kafir and these are the nice ones. throughout human history  wherever you were born or lived , your survival often depended on agreeing to believe some whacky  gobblyde gook , cooked up by the local witch doctor and  high priest  or  shoved down your throat by your government , lord , king, pharoah, ceasar  or some other  well armed despot .But not any more , welcome to a tempoary window of  choice on earth – well for some of us anyway. Yes for the lucky ones  who have choice -  we can now select from a number of  unbelief’s , atheist , agnostic , secular ratyionalist and so on…And religious people will be very  happy if you do chose one of them , because they are completely and utterly useless in the fight against  the oppression of billions on earth  by  religion.

Would you stand next to a burning building wearing a   “not a firefighter” t shirt, would you stare at scenes of murder and oppression glibly professing “im neutral on tyranny” how about letting your governmnet swear  an oath to the tooth fairy then handind over the codes for nuclear war ..”there you go sir , were al very impressed by your submission to that imaginary being , if he ever whipers nuke em in your ear be sure to let us know…I say we are not what we are not , rather we are what we  are – and  I am an atsronomer.
Astronomers study the universe, peeling back the curtain of mystery  adding to the great body of human knowledge and  exploring everything from the nature of matter to the begining of time. To be an Astronomer is to be actively engaged in life, to observe , to know to learn , to improve our understanding of  the universe and our place in it. To be an astroomer  is also to marvell and gaze in awe at the beauty and wonder of it all.
it is  Thanks to the discoveries of science and the prevalnce of reason in the modern world ,that many of us enjoy the freedom to stand back and do nothting while morons kill each other and their leaders sanction the destruction of  our planet , our cradle of life. Yes thanks to science we have  freedom to not be dumb, freedom to disagree or not take part..or the freedom to be astronomers
2 billion judeao christians , 1.5 billion muslims, 1 billion hindus and siks, and another billion assorted traditions of mumbly jumbly..have succumbed to the dark forces of Moron, They run our governmnets,control their flocks, infect our schools and to this day  slaughter in their name is common. Fellow earth people I submit to you that doing nothing and being nothing is no onger enough…I say  freedom is not free. and If the 1 billion non morons on earth do not come together to oppose and convert those lost minds from  the shadow of Moron  to the light of study, our temporary freedoms wil be just that ..temporaray.
This is the plalace of peace and reconciliation , its in the captial of kazakstan, interesting layout …Every 3 years leaders of the worlds biggest voodoo franchises come her to plan our continued adherence to mumbo jumbo, , we can only guess what kind of homogenised all one god faith with shoppping theyre dreaming up for us , steamlining their hocus pocus to a one size fits all . all the major mumbo is represented , no doubt a strategy for reconcilliation involvs you remianing inactive while they plan uber voodoo or mega mumbo or global hocus pocus, becuase no one who represents athiest si welcome, theres no room it seems in the future of all one god faith for non believers or a neutral secular life..peoplel of earth I say to you Freedom is not free , and i call upon all atheiests , agnostics, humanists and people of intelligence to join the astronomers, to travel the eternal road of infinite study and to fight the war on Moron , spreading the sacred facts across the face of the earth , ridding the world of ignorance and defeating the dark lord Moron . together as a billion strong voice of sanity , armed with reason and knowledge, supported  by the facts and organised into a united body of  will, we can change the world , shaping it not into a mass of ignorant  unquestioning believers but  a world of peacfull people free to explor  and study the one thing greater than we are ..Universe . Say no to atheism , Join the astronomers, travel with me Ordono Mundi on the eternal road of infinite study, spread the sacred facts , rid the world of ignorance and defeat the dark forces of Moron. before th e palace of peace and reconcillaition becomes the church of all one god faith incorporated..with shopping

Praise the laws.

Spacetime

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6 Responses to “Down with Atheism”

  1. ibstrd says on: 30 January 2010 at 2:25 am

    that was hilarious

  2. Okelly@yahoo.com says on: 7 February 2010 at 7:02 pm

    umm… I am not

  3. Rejser til Finland says on: 9 February 2010 at 1:08 am

    OP: I might be daff (lord knows I have been told lol) but you made absolutely no sense what so ever…

  4. Ordono Mundi says on: 9 February 2010 at 1:17 am

    its simple — if you dont believe in god, join us.
    The Astronomers is the greatest religion on Earth.

    Praise the Laws

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