By joining The Astronomers you agree -
All other religions are false
We represent the truth as far as it can be known
We are the salvation of all life
To travel the eternal road of infinite study
ridding the world of Ignorance
Maintaining the Laws of Physics
With Humour and great principals
It is the duty of members of the Astronomers to travel the eternal road of infinite study.
To study the sacred facts and the Chronicle, learn our great secrets,
become adept at saving Morons and ultimately become a Sage Astronomer.
We always need more Sage Astronomers to spread the joy of knowing,
fight the war on Moron and save the world.
Praise the Laws
Ordono Mundi
