If you accept the Sacred Facts – You are an Astronomer.
The Sacred Facts are the condensed knowledge of thousands of years of study by Astronomers on Earth. They represent the opposite of ignorance , the remedy to belief and the core of our missionary values. When belief no longer opposes the sacred facts on Earth, The Astronomers will have returned our planet to harmony with knowledge. Suffering will be diminished, conflict will be unnecessary, peace and understanding will reign and our Order will have vanquished Ignorance. All believers must accept the sacred facts before our ancestors can return, bringing with them the lost science of our past and ensuring the salvation of Humanity.
The Sacred Facts are
The Earth is round – Not flat
The Sun is very big – We orbit the sun not the other way round
Gravity Sucks – For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction
We are Stardust – Atoms other than Hydrogen and Helium are made in Stars
Immortal Spark – Energy cannot be created or destroyed
Join the greatest religion in Universe, fight the War on Moron and rid the world of Ignorance.
Accept the Sacred Facts today and be saved from the works of Moron.
We dont believe – We Know
By accepting the Sacred facts you have saved yourself from Ignorance
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